phuckindope:

If I date you,

I see myself marrying you.

I see myself building with you.

I see myself growing with you.

I don’t date just to pass time.

I’m dating you because I see potential in you.


autumnfeelslikehomexo:

prettyandfit:

espressorunner:

recover-your-beauty:

 The Histoire de Curbes, Pulp Fashion Week Show(lle-de-France, France)

it’s nice to see people who look more like me on my dash.

I love to see the celebration of all women’s bodies.

Gorgeous.

This is VERY important


atomskdluffy:

stephii-cat:

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

ITS A WATERBOTTLE

WANT




ask-gallows-callibrator:

bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

great for cosplay, too!


Send me a ship; Ultimate Edition

theonlypiecethatdoesntxfit:

  • Who was the one to propose:
  • Who stressed more over wedding planning:
  • Who decorated the house:
  • Who does the cooking:
  • Who is more organized:
  • Who suggested kids first:
  • Who’s the cuddler: 
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.
  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: 
  • Who cooks: 
  • Who comes home drunk at 3am:
  • Who kills the spiders: 
  • Who falls asleep first: 
  • A head canon: 
  • Their relationship summed up in a gif: 
  • Do they have any “rituals”?
  • Who has the most patience?

crescentrax:


"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong…

crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong


ralphfilthy:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going


*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you


seriousjones:

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for years now


Song: UnknownI can see you Cecil
Artist: UnknownA carnival comes to town
Album: UnknownWelcome to Night Vale
Played: 582 times

pamandab:

asdfghj you can hear all the love in his voice!

this is too much


babyminaj:

this is so me


agt-parker:

aslan-the-moose:

8riana:

cryptictheorist413:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

highwind-valor:

serena-sling:

if u don’t reblog this… Your lying.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS WAS THE OTP OF MY CHILDHOOD







#I shipped this so #i was confused and angry when I found out Blue was a girl and my ship sank








You DO realize that Magenta is a boy, right?


nickelodeon was all like fuck gender sterotypes

I don’t give a fuck what their gender is. I still ship it.

Actually, according to the nickjr webpage, Magenta is also a girl.

I still shipped it when I found out blue was a girl

agt-parker:

aslan-the-moose:

8riana:

cryptictheorist413:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

highwind-valor:

serena-sling:

if u don’t reblog this… Your lying.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS WAS THE OTP OF MY CHILDHOOD

You DO realize that Magenta is a boy, right?

nickelodeon was all like fuck gender sterotypes

I don’t give a fuck what their gender is. I still ship it.

Actually, according to the nickjr webpage, Magenta is also a girl.

I still shipped it when I found out blue was a girl


lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body


theme